maxplatypus

My better is better then your better

2008-03-28T00:16:09Z

i fucking love nike commercials
you can deal with it

and this one is just funny
(i want a sven)

the people i hate

2008-03-20T16:25:52Z

so this is from the web site stuff white people like and it couldnt be more true
#80 The Idea of Soccer
March 3, 2008 by clander
Many white people will tell you that they are very into soccer. But be careful, it’s a trap.

If you then attempt to engage them about your favorite soccer team or talk about famous moments in soccer history, you are likely to be met with blank stares. This is because white people don’t actually enjoy watching soccer, they just like telling their friends that they are into it.

In fact, the main reason white people like soccer is so they can buy a new scarf. As you may or may not know, many soccer teams issue special scarves, and white people cannot get enough of them!

Most white people choose a favorite soccer team based on either a study abroad experience or a particularly long vacation to Europe or South America. When they return, they like to tell their friends about how great “football” is and that they are committed to ‘getting more into’ now that they have returned home.

Some white people take this charade so far as to actually play in adult soccer leagues or attend a local professional match.

The best method for exploiting this is to ask a white person who their favorite football team is and how they came to be fans. This will allow them to tell you about their time abroad and feel as though they have impressed you with their knowledge. Once they have finished talking, it is acceptable to ask for favors.

Note: Europeans are actually into Soccer and are exempt from this entry, however they are free to use it to their advantage when in North America.

maxplatypus @ 2008-03-18T15:17:00

2008-03-18T19:20:10Z

http://media.freep.com/pitbulls/index.html ( video about dog fighting)
any one how is found guilty of dog fighting or has even been to one, should be shot in the balls and left to bleed to death

anyway start my new job in a could of hours, wish me luck!

maxplatypus @ 2008-03-06T20:04:00

2008-03-07T01:06:01Z

HAS A JOB AT THE BLUE NILE IN FERNDALE!!!!
WOOO
YEA!

maxplatypus @ 2008-03-04T19:42:00

2008-03-05T00:43:40Z

i have a job interview at the blue nile in ferndale on thursday!
wish me luck

and
GO OBAMA

just wants to kick some ass

2008-02-11T06:45:47Z

I have wayyyy too much energy for 1 in the morning, im watching matrix reloaded and i dont care i love it
i really feel like doing something, well doing something except for doing homework, fuck that
i really wanna go run but since we now live in the Arctic thats not going to happen for another month now
what if i had a punching bag, that would be soo amazing, i feel like i would break it, that would be a good release angry and such, and im not sure why i would feel angry but i feel like if some guy got me angry i might snap and then snap them in half, im kinda crazy like that
martial arts films are my jams, i should take up kung fu or muay thai or something.
hmm, i wonder how i would do in a fight, i should just take up boxing

im gonna go read the book of tao, i really wish i bought that bushido or that bruce lee book
o well

maxplatypus @ 2008-02-06T11:50:00

2008-02-06T16:59:56Z

im really bored with things right now, have 2 days off in the middle of the week is good but not when you really can only sit at home with nothing to do
the only reason im thinking that i might,and thats big might, miss high school is because i was able to play an hour of a sport a day at lunch, that was soo good, i cannot wait for summer
or maybe its just the combination of being sick and not able to work out and this pretty awful weather
i need to play tennis or soccer or something, that sounds amazing, or maybe i just need a change of routine and to go up north or something
anyway i will be watch at least 8 hours of soccer today because thats how i roll and you know what fuck being sick im going to work out anyway

happy

2008-01-07T00:04:34Z

upon walking around somerset and buying chocolate and various other things, i have decided that i have never been happier
and all though i let little things bother me sometimes, i really dont want much to change, I love my life and only see things getting better in the futrute

i hate phones

2007-12-28T01:03:38Z

all its suppose to do is work, but no that would be too easy, goddamnit metropcs.
your a damn phone company, i think that if your a phone company a good thing would be have your phones working
this is ridicouls, i hate phone and am very angry
anyway yea
just need to vent in a way that didnt involve me breaking my phone

maxplatypus @ 2007-12-19T00:49:00

2007-12-19T05:51:52Z

i love my friends

i also love ridley scott and the movie kingdom of heaven

i think i would make a good knight, dont u?

maxplatypus @ 2007-12-18T11:43:00

2007-12-18T16:46:46Z

i just remeber the dream i had last night
for some reason at my aunts for christmas they were going to serve hotdogs
and i was like WHAT?!?!
so i refused to go to christmas because of hotdogs
i feel like i would do that

my life

2007-12-17T17:42:08Z

there are so many good football(soccer) matches this week, im seriously considering not leaving the house so that i can watch them all

maxplatypus @ 2007-11-29T19:01:00

2007-11-30T00:05:08Z

im sick of my knee being hurt
melting down
cant handle it
whatever
i need to stop complaining and stop being so competitive in everything
i need to sleep and eat

wings v tampa bay at 730, just to let everyone know

woo

2007-11-26T21:42:02Z

what a good weekend
i love having 4 day weekends
and when liverpool and roma win
but fuck homework anyway woo

Excatly

2007-11-14T05:39:16Z

* * * * The Story of the Mexican Fisherman* * * *

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, ‘only a little while.’

The American then asked why didn’t he stay out longer and catch more fish?

The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.

The American then asked, ‘but what do you do with the rest of your time?’

The Mexican fisherman said, ‘I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siestas with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine, and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life.’

The American scoffed, ‘I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing, and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually New York City, where you will run your expanding enterprise.’

The Mexican fisherman asked, ‘But, how long will this all take?’

To which the American replied, ‘15 - 20 years.’

‘But what then?’ Asked the Mexican.

The American laughed and said, ‘That’s the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions!”

“Millions - then what?”

The American said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siestas with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos.”

Italians

2007-11-13T01:10:48Z

another week in italian football, another death. If u havent heard a Lazio(one of rome's teams) fan was killed by a cop, and italian fans did not take to kindly to this causing attacks on police by italian soccer fans thorughout the country. In Rome, Lazio and Roma supports came together(that would be like yankee and redsox fans coming together) to attack police barracks through out rome. This has led to the suspense of all the games in italy indefinitely, so i worried about this and dont like it one bit.
People dont understand how italy and italian work in such chaos, but its just part of our nature. In Italy and country that has had over 56 governments fall since WWII, crisis is the norm. And the crazyness of italian house hold with constant yelling about everything, family memebers coming and going, crisis and chaos is just a normal day. And right now being part italian and in a control sense of crisis is definitely where its at.

maxplatypus @ 2007-11-08T02:01:00

2007-11-08T07:02:27Z

I like wednesdays

maxplatypus @ 2007-11-06T23:51:00

2007-11-07T04:51:43Z

i hate my left knee

pointless

2007-11-05T04:20:57Z

why did i create one of these?
all i will ever do is rant about sports
damn time change, im all tired and such